D-Kwitch

1. (noun): one equipped with the necessary skills, and an EMS pager, to take immediate action in any emergency medical situation ; also extremely talented at carrying awkwardly large and misshaped objects
2. (verb): to act immediately on any injury in such a magical way that the injury miraculously fixes itself

1. Girl: Look at that pager on that D-Kwitch, draws a lot of attention to his butt.
2. Girl: OMG, I just hurt my arm carrying this dragon around the school.
Girl 2: Let's D-Kwitch it up!

by glitter_pistol November 5, 2012

D-Rock

When you're planning to commit a crime, and are openly talking about your plan in public, an innocent bystander decides to give you a nudge towards actually committing the crime. After the crime is committed, that same innocent bystander turns you into the police and you spend the foreseeable future in prison. You've been D-Rock'd.

Devin told some peeps on the court he was gonna rob the 7-11. Marcus came forward and told him, "if you're really gonna do this, you need to plan this right and leave your fingerprints all over the place". Marcus calls the police the next morning and rats on this shithead. You've been D-Rock'd.

by MGE0004 September 7, 2018

8=====D

An penis if your sexual or a alien smiley face

A conversation between a mother and son

Mother: 8=====D
Son: Eww mom why did you send me a penis
Mother: Your Brother said it was a alien space ship
Son: No its a Penis
Mother: so this isn't a alien getting into a ship 8=====D {()}

by Bravosixgoingdark July 22, 2020

D-Bomb

The word "damn". Used to refer to said profanity without saying it yourself and thereby offending geriartric ears.

Larry: "Jimmy got a detention after dropping the D-Bomb in Art class..."
Linda: "The teachers can't even handle 'damn'? What a bunch of pussies!"

by E hates Q January 17, 2021

Sticky D

The act of dropping a piece of gum into the ass crack of another person as punishment for having a revealed ass crack.

I knew i should have shaved my butt hairs, Dante got me with another Sticky D!

by EtnadAtsisab October 9, 2011

dancing D

a crazy dancer from SYTYCD, often heard screaming "Holla!" after every sentence.

"Dancing D in DC, holla!"
"In DC, Dancing D, holla!"

by Nicoal June 21, 2008

D Thirty

The time of the day in which a dip is needed pronto.

Johnny, It's D thirty time.

Harry: Yepp it sure is.

by jacken mehoff March 25, 2010