takio

A "takio" is an idiotic psychopath that keeps turning into a bowling ball and tries to attack you if its feeling threatend

Why are you trying to takio me?

by Chrisibob March 15, 2024

Takiton brofest

Takiton brofest
Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making a Takiton brofest.

Alex: Johnny, wake up!
Johnny: Why?
Alex: I want a Takiton brofest for breakfast!

by jøkull March 15, 2024

Takiton Brofest

Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making a Takiton Brofest

Alex: Johnny, wake up!
Johnny: Why?
Alex: I want a Takiton brofest for breakfast!

by jøkull March 15, 2024

tankiegrip

When you hit that tankie pussy so good it feels grippy

That Marxist bitch had some real nice tankiegrip, I really got tankiegripped fam

by incredibleslover232 March 15, 2024

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

Talking Hot

Talking Hot is an adv. that really describes ribbing or busting (slang changes depending on demographics) that is extremely disrespectful beyond recognition.

"Oh this afternoon at lunch at the 7216 table Daquan was talking Hot to Troy like."

"No they weren't just dissing each other, the conversation winding up being hot talk (talking hot)"

"I'm talking Hot now like, your mothers obituary was blunt paper you f'n derelict ass ninny."

"SMD like I'm talking Hot, even your grandma know that."

by Burn Niggas March 20, 2024

Takira

A lying ass hoe. She’s always playing side chick, has no kids because her coochie’s is trash and is made of lies.

This hoe Takira over lying again, talkin bout Mackie ain’t got no ass. Bitch Please you see it!

by That Bitch Mackie March 21, 2024