dad

a dad is a person who gives cum to a woman to make a shit spawn called a child.

kid: hey dad when are you coming back with the milk
dad: never

by tay08tay08 March 6, 2022

Dad

someone who left you for the milk

a: where’s ur dad
b: he left me for the milk
c: lol i knew it

by SteveCobs September 15, 2024

Dad

A "Dad" is someone who loves there children.

I love you "Dad"
Your the best "Dad" ever.

by Dad's_Are_The_Best_Person_In_T November 23, 2020

Dad

That one guy who likes to leave me and my family

Child:Wheres dad?
Mom:He left

by Damo The MadLad February 20, 2020

your dad

a fictional character said to be on a legendary quest to find cigarettes and milk

your dad is a fictional character

by wejfoiwjefo September 21, 2022

Sean's Dad

A man so fucking hot that you would immediately start cumming as soon as you hear the slightest mention of his name. His favorite position is taking backshots.

John: "You wanna know what's wet and sticky?"
Sean: "I swear to fucking God if you say my dad."
John" Yeah, it's Sean's Dad."

by Jonnieboy57 May 12, 2024

Hoe with no dad

Karlie is a very bad daughter so there for her dad slipped just like my finger is doing rn typing this

Have you see. the “hoe with no dad”?

otha nikka: who
me: the mcdonald’s worker that does the fries

by biglord99 December 30, 2021