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My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.
"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.
by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024
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Dad bf

a fat hairy obese neckbeard discord mod that has bad breath and a receding hairline. they usually weigh over 400 lbs and have LOTS of body hair and acne. that’s basically what a dad bf is.
he weighs 638 lbs, smells bad and doesn’t shower .. he’s such a dad bf.
by angelicdoll111 September 21, 2023
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Ice age baby dad

A tall guy with a broad nose and body type with a dark brown bob cut from the first ice age movie
by Feetus yeetus April 19, 2020
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You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"
by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025
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Dad

Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani
by ur mom 😎 December 21, 2021
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Dad went for milk

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.
Obviously Visho never talks about his dad. His Dad went for milk and never returned
by DalitLomdi February 4, 2023
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Dad

The person thats job is to say "I dont know ask your mom"
"Hey Dad where are my tennis shoes?" "I dont know ask your mother"
by dumbcattofu11 May 2, 2021
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