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Avatar Special 

When a girl has a fake ponytail and her eyes are too far apart. She also must be Amazonian. These girls resemble the women from the movie Avatar. For reference purposes, this description is similar to being "short bus special."
The girl on TV tonight was Avatar Special.
Yeah, but I would still do her.
Avatar Special by cuntsticks February 17, 2010

Leprechaun Special 

When, as the girl of the night is sucking your cock, you proceed to pop open a can of Guinness and, after taking a drag of its deliciousness, you pour it on her face, taking extreme pleasure in her agony at having snorted Guinness... All on St. Patricks day...
Dude, I totally gave that girl a leprechaun special last night, you should have seen the look on her face...

The Spanish Special 

The act of placing Chorizo (a hard, knobbly spanish sausage) into ones rectum. It can be performed on both sexes. In most cases the recipient is then forced to choke and eat on the spanish poo stick, often crying.

The recipient is often willing to perform the act though, to a mild form. However, the giver is often deemed as "a sick bastard".

Most people should stay away from them unless you're mad.

Due to the natural shape of the chorizo, post-spanish special farting may occur.
Laura - Christ. I'm struggling to walk this morning, my farts stink and my mouth tastes of shitty sausage. Did you really have to go that far?

Ryan - Hahaha of course i did! Thats the whole point of The Spanish Special!

Laura - Gosh. Its so nasty and mean. Ill be tasting poo for a week.

Ryan - SHUT UP NOW OR YOUR SISTER GETS IT NEXT.
The Spanish Special by JSBR88 April 6, 2011

Mother's Special Popsicle 

When a mother of any number of children removes her bloody tampon, freezes it and then serves it as a popsicle to someone.
I ate one of mother's special popsicles because Mrs. Johnson promised I could creampie her if I ate one.

Hoover Special 

The act of immediateley after fatally shooting a deer poking its eyeballs out with your dick.
After a long day of hunting with his grandfather, Mike finally shot his first deer, his grandpa then encouraged him to, "Give him the Hoover Special", but then warned him to avoid the horns.
Hoover Special by ***XConmanX*** August 3, 2009

Mother's Special Fudgesicle 

When a mother removes her feces, freezes, and then serves it as a fudgesicle.
We were out of ice cream, so we asked for some of mother's special fudgesicles