shit bands

The plural for a band that makes bad music

Nickelback. Sounds like a bunch of guys with IVFs in their arms and flowers in their hair, pulling one last tune out of their asses before they get executed by baboons on some weird island. This is one of many shit bands.

by Annaisjesus December 8, 2007

Shit Faucet

A bowel movement characterized by a purely liquid fecal stream coming from the anus.

I polished off a bottle of Makers last night and had the beer shits first thing this morning. It was a repugnant 20 second shit faucet.

by GoldenChild33 February 22, 2009

shits mcgits

The name given to a dog who shits very often and very heavily. Mainly after an abundance of table food. Also known as McGits!

Jack is banging on the door like a wild man. I bet he has to take a shit. Come here, Shits McGits!

by Stank McGank December 24, 2006

lump of shit

Pile of shit or a ridiculous piece of shit.

Lump of shit= useless piece of shit

by R-dogs November 4, 2013

SHIT TO A BLANKET

To adhere strongly to, to follow closely. Also used to describe the presence of an unwanted person who will not take a hint.

1) That adhesive is brilliant. It sticks like shit to a blanket!
2) I knew they were following me, but I couldn't shake them off. They stuck to me like shit to a blanket.
3) She latched on to me in the bar and I couldn't get rid of her. She stuck like shit to a blanket.

by Finbarthebad October 3, 2007

holy shit

1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean

1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.

by Super Gerbil July 9, 2004

shit's weak

How to described something that is more lame than lame can describe.

Aw, man, you slept with that ugly bitch? Shit's weak.

by Mack 10 December 26, 2006