by R-dogs November 04, 2013
I polished off a bottle of Makers last night and had the beer shits first thing this morning. It was a repugnant 20 second shit faucet.
by GoldenChild33 October 18, 2008
The name given to a dog who shits very often and very heavily. Mainly after an abundance of table food. Also known as McGits!
by Stank McGank December 21, 2006
A list of people who have broken a rule or a regulation, disrespected an authority figure, or otherwise screwed up. If there is a job that needs doing but nobody else wants to do (i.e. a "shit job"), it is first given to the people on the shit list as a form of unofficial punishment.
This definition comes from the military where enlisted personnel who had pissed off their sergeant were the first ones picked for latrine duty; hence, "shit list."
This definition comes from the military where enlisted personnel who had pissed off their sergeant were the first ones picked for latrine duty; hence, "shit list."
Corporal: Sergeant! The latrine has backed up and there's shit all over the floor!
Sergeant: Private Wilson is on the shit list--make him clean it up.
Sergeant: Private Wilson is on the shit list--make him clean it up.
by TomD1969 November 17, 2017
To adhere strongly to, to follow closely. Also used to describe the presence of an unwanted person who will not take a hint.
1) That adhesive is brilliant. It sticks like shit to a blanket!
2) I knew they were following me, but I couldn't shake them off. They stuck to me like shit to a blanket.
3) She latched on to me in the bar and I couldn't get rid of her. She stuck like shit to a blanket.
2) I knew they were following me, but I couldn't shake them off. They stuck to me like shit to a blanket.
3) She latched on to me in the bar and I couldn't get rid of her. She stuck like shit to a blanket.
by Finbarthebad September 20, 2007
1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement
2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!
2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
by Super Gerbil July 09, 2004
The phrase "mad shit" is used in slang vocabulary to describe something that is favorable or out of the ordinary. It is usually used among males in their teens to denote something which they see as awesome or cool
1) Ben: Yes!, the test is next month
James: Mad Shit!!, thank god
2) Ben: Holy shit man, did you see that
awesome trick he did on that bike
James: Hell yes man, that was some
mad shit!
James: Mad Shit!!, thank god
2) Ben: Holy shit man, did you see that
awesome trick he did on that bike
James: Hell yes man, that was some
mad shit!
by James8989 April 22, 2008