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Poop-Muffin

A sweet, mushy, and slightly sticky brown delicacy found only in San Fernando, Chile. Alternate definition: a mild swear word used primarily in Germany and the Western United States
Any fresh poop-muffins available today, Margaret?

Oh Janice, stop being such a poop-muffin!
by poop muffin lovers May 8, 2018
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Muffining

When somebody searches throughout the internet to find a piece of evidence that agrees with their point of view, no matter how obscure or idiotic that piece of evidence is, and then holding true to that piece of evidence despite being shown much more verifiable and publicly trusted pieces of evidence, just because they are afraid of being wrong
Look guys Nilloc is using a paper written by a crackhead that he found on the 50th page of Google, I can't believe he's muffining again.
by Delt__ June 4, 2018
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Ballet muffin

The sweetest person in he world who is adorable, graceful, and in charge. She doesn’t let anyone boss her around because she is a queen bee. She is intelligent and knows more than two million inspiration quotes. There is no stopping this muffin queen.
“Annie the ballet muffin ” means that the person is so cool and lit and an overall greacful person
by Evie dett June 8, 2018
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Apple muffin

An acceptable way to describe a beautiful vagina on a female as she walks away with her backside pointed in your direction
Damn, check out the apple muffin on that honey, so tasty!
by kiddfictious June 10, 2018
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Fucking Muffin

The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.
by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019
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Muffin Top

In some cases, where someone is wearing tight jeans of leggings and their skin\fat spills over the edge like a muffin over a case
In other cases, it is where a girl usually year 7 has their hair up in a floppy messy bun that looks like a muffin
Eww that gels gotta muffin top
Look at dat gel wiv the muffin top on her head
by Wdktkelsldkfjsjdnfnr July 9, 2019
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Muffin Snuffin

The act of eat a girl out as if its a drug you're addicted to.
"I was muffin snuffin my girlfriend last night, and she squirted in my mouth."
by Muffin_Snuffin July 10, 2019
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