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e-jacking

The act of masturbating while viewing porn on-line.
My mom caught me e-jacking to those porno pop-ups that my dad did not delete.
by Jima May 17, 2006
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flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.
My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.
by A. Hermann February 9, 2007
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Jack Cruise

An activity where a group of friends drive around in the country listening to Jack Johnson music and smoke marijuana
"Hey meet at the high school to go on a Jack Cruise in 30 minutes"
by The H-town Crew October 20, 2007
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Hungry jacks

adj- A word stated when passing a fat girl, insinuating that she spends a lot of time eating in hungry jacks restaurants. Normally said in an emphatic tone of voice, however this depends on the circumstances of the sighting. it must always be said loud when you see GP's bird!
(big girl walks past)
Max: geeze, u see the size of her?
Jesse: yeah mate, hungry jacks or what!
by MKHIZZLE January 29, 2009
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jack blacker

(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically, as the word suggests, blackjack and/or poker
son: Dad, what is a jack blacker

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri in order to avoid shame
by Sexydimma August 2, 2014
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Jack bastard

A popular military term to describe a serviceman/woman who is selfish and inconsiderate, whom puts him/herself before others. In short, a person who acts alone and not as a team player.
"Oh I see you've made yourself a cup of coffee, but didn't ask us, you jack bastard "

Alternatively "So you tidied up your own work area for the inspection, but didn't do the rest of the teams who were out in the field? Now they are confined to camp, you jack bastard"
by Stagg-on July 11, 2017
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Uncle Jack

Your somewhat deranged crazy zoo worker uncle. Apparently the water there has made him crazy, because he now goes around collecting elephant sperm…and helping people off the elephants. He also consistently needs helpers for his collection program. He is a sad, sad person to have in your family.
If your uncle Jack helps you off an elephant, would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant
by Cousin Fred2 August 20, 2013
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