French Telephone

When you fart in someone's ear and their ear drum blows up

I'm gonna give your grandma a French telephone tonight.

by Jekevd April 21, 2025

Can a nigga borrow a french fry

if a nigga from hood wants some of your fries in mc donalds/burger king or sum shit they be askin ''can a nigga borrow a french fry''

now here is my whopper with large fries and large coke
wait you ordered large fries can i get sum

nah nigga you fat as shit 🤯😭😭
but ''can a nigga borrow a french fry''???!!?!?!

by TyroneTheHoodExpert December 26, 2023

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".

Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" January 1, 2024

French Barracuda

When to men are having gay sex with dicks similar to barracudas in front of a wall mounted dildo and the receiver is getting it so hard they are forced to bite down on the dildo to relieve the pain, similar to a French person eating a full baguette.

Tim went to the backroom to give Allen the French Barracuda.

by VscoManOfGaming November 6, 2020

Big tiddy French fries

Hehe this one's self explanitory

Big tiddy french fries heheheheheheh3hehe

by Dimk Man January 7, 2023

The French

An insult to God.

Person 1: I hate the French.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I gave a bottle of water to a French person and he called me a grassy ass.
Person 2: ...Can you repeat that but slowly?

by Moronoki.com March 15, 2025