hajj and a half

a very long distance

derives from the Hajj, the annual Islamic pilgrimage to Mecca

once, i tried to walk to school. damn, without a car, it was like a hajj and a half.

by BubblegumBeeyotch223 June 5, 2016

Half-flu

cold symptoms minus the snot

Carl is working from home today as he has half-flu

by efsquared May 7, 2019

half-cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin's son.

My half-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Half pint

A person who is easy to get into bed, what sometimes is referred to as a cheap date.

It only took a half pint to get them to bed

by Anotherday April 26, 2024

Half Stalking

A Person who likes to be around you, and talk to you, displaying interest in you but not truly stalking you. This is often mistakening for actual stalking by ignorant people, and to a certain degree is socially acceptable. It is the act of pursuing someone in an atempt to befriend them, date them, or create a buisness relationship with them. Half-Stalking is a habit that a person can grow out off, and change. Half-Stalking is restricted to a specific location, such as A REC center, work, or school.

In High School

Person A: Ugh, that guy is such a stalker. He's always following me, and saying hi to me, when he sees me in the hallways.

Person B: Um, that nots stalking... its Half Stalking. He only talks to you at school. Maybe there just trying to get to know you. I think he likes you! It's not like he sends creepy phone calls or follows you home.

Person A: I never thought about that. For better or worse, He is kinda interesting...

by Sir Flux September 28, 2009

Half Lord of the Fishes

The plastic pool toy one of my friends stole from the public pool. They are the Half Lord of the Fishes, and the public pool fish is their son, The Quarter Lord of the Fishes.
Can also be used to describe someone with the attention span of a dead goldfish.

Person 1: Dude, Spencer was being such a Half Lord of the Fishes in class today.
Person 2: Indeed

by Sexy Worm March 15, 2025

half-co-brother-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's husband.

My half-co-brother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021