Horse Face

Also known as Brad Keselowski. Nascar driver. Drives the #2 for Team Penske. Looks like a horse.

NASCAR fan: did you see Brad Keselowski?
NASCAR fan #2: yeah he has such a horse face.

by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016

Horses

One of the worst domestic animals to exist. Donkeys are way better 🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏

Hee haw - Doneky
Im fat and lazy - horses

by dhar woman February 28, 2024

home horse

Is a parent or Guardian that does everything for ther children even brush there teeth after the age of 18

Dame Denise is a home horse she doesn't let her children do anything

by Jackson 56 August 6, 2016

horse

When you don't know what to say next

>Hey, what do you think about this song?
>horse

by user718190 July 31, 2021

You Never Ask A Horse For Hay.

Just Think About It. Its pretty much asking somebody/something to do something that you know they can do but they say no just to be an asshole.

Vinni: Hey frankee! Can you edit this video for me because you edit sooooooo gooooood!!
Frankee (God Tier Video Editor) : No. Fuck you. You never ask a horse for hay.

by Frankee Demayo July 11, 2021

Horse, Red, and Throat

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Horse, Red, and Throat

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Five Horses

When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).

Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!

by TheNightmareLord December 5, 2016