half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk

Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars

by andre le midget December 26, 2020

half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate

Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing

by Downesy October 07, 2020

half-great-granduncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-granduncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019

half-quarter

when the relationship only lasts six weeks, or half a calendar quarter of 12.

"Jenn called them 'half-quarters' because in six weeks, they were done: they'd had all the sex possible, and now they were bored."

by George Leo August 15, 2022

Half-Chubbed

When a mildly arousing act strikes a male's attention resulting in a partially erect penis.

Trevor watched, half-chubbed, while she licked the candy cane.

by Skank Bacon October 03, 2020

Half-Mom

Your Best Friends mom who is like a mom to you so she is your half-mom

Thank you Half-Mom! Your daughter, my best friend, will love it!

by Jade Craze June 03, 2020

Half Mom

your half mom is your half sibling (sibling that isn't from both sides but from either your mom or dad) mom

Im with my half mom and half brother

by ptaylor703 January 30, 2021