Fortnite

A video game jn which 100 6-9 year olds scream at the walls lick windows and drive the battle bus then after come to school and talk about fake bullshit they have done in the game and if they dont STFU ABOUT THE GAME I KIGHT BECOME A SCHOOL SHOOTER!

Hello quandale dingle did you see quagmires victory royel last night on fortnite he said he has been playing for 17 fortnights

by Osnsa May 8, 2022

Fortnite

A 3rd person battle-royal style game that people hate just because other people hate it

Person 1: "Omg fortnite so trash lollololol
Person 2: "Shut up no one asked"

by AmongusGamer May 12, 2022

Fortnite

An internationally legalized reason to demand divorce

Also the reason of multiple mom’s bankruptcy

Woman: I want to divorce my husband!
Judge: What did he do?
Woman: HE PLAYS FORTNITE ALL DAY
Judge: Send this man to prison and give this lady two psychologists, she will need them

by MawanZ May 15, 2022

Fortnite

Some people've heard about it, some people (including most of third graders) play it.

A: "hey bro, i love Fortnite!"
B: i think it sucks ass

by your local skill issue May 16, 2022

Fortnite

a game where tons of kids go on there and try their best to find a girl that will do sexy twerk emote

fornite kid 1: hey baby gorl. can you twerk?!?!?

fortnite gorl: no fuck off cunt

Fortnite kid 1: *shoots up his school*

Cop that shit fortnite kid 1: thank god hes done but gawd damn do i love me some fortnite girls

by pussycurler May 18, 2022

Fortnite

4th stage of cancer added with Type 4 diabetes

Liam: You play Fortnite?
Jamie: Yeah
Liam: Time to go to the hospital

by Citor May 19, 2022

Fortnite

Jesus blessed us with such a game.

Fortnite.

by fxgmcha,jkjsgf,zdsj May 19, 2022