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Fortnite 

A type of sexuality. It's when someone is sexually attracted to video games.
- Hey, do you want to no longer be a virgin?
- Sorry, I'm Fortnite.
Fortnite by banana guy68419 June 10, 2022

Fortnite 

A game where you steal your mom’s credit card to V-Bucks for useless cosmetics that don’t fucking benefit you at all.
Me:MOM I WANT V-BUCKS FOR FORTNITE
Mom: No I can’t I already spent 316825 dollars on that stupid-ass game
Me: Fuck you mom *slaps mom and sends her to the shadow realm*
Fortnite by Amogusss June 13, 2022

FORTNITE 

The game that used to be popular until certain things happened.
Person: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fortnite sucks because of all those things they did to it.
FORTNITE by A sus person June 13, 2022

FORTNITE 

The most overrated video game in history and one of the biggest reasons why 2018 was a bad year. It's a battle royale game where you start off on a blue bus with a hot air balloon on top of it, you jump off, then you shoot other players and try to get top 1 out of 100 on the leader board but since that's the case there's a 1% chance of winning and a 99% chance of loosing and it repeats it's basically the same thing over and over again. It also has a lot of microtransactions in it which a lot of dumbasses buy for stupid skins and waste their money (basically throwing it in the trash). Also a bunch of 9 year olds play this stupid game and when they loose (which again a 99% chance of that happening) they rage and break their controller or keyboard. Even to this day people still play this stupid game.
person 1: Do you play fortnite?
person 2: No its a shit game full of microtransactions and a lot of toxic people are on it
person 1: Oh

Fortnite 

Fortnite; at first seems like an appealing game but soon reveals itself to be the soul-sucking monster that it is just like your mother with voice chat more racist then call of duty. It has so many crossovers that you start to think that the dev team is made of pandas and cats mashing keyboards
Me: did you know your son plays Fortnite
Her: he died a month ago
Fortnite by JHerald800 June 24, 2022

Fortnite 

Cringe. If you play fortnite your cringe.
Fortnite by anonymous June 25, 2022