Vaginal Douche

A douche-y asshole

Guy 1: Man, that Steve guy is an asshole
Guy 2: Call him that and he'll run away crying
Guy 1: Classic Vaginal Douche move

by Snipsnoopitsmiloop August 24, 2016

douche bag

A common way to get the attention of a friend from afar...particularly if their name happens to be Bill, Billy, Swilly or any other William derivative.

Aye look, isn't that Sweet-Willy Shane ovah der???....."HEY!!....Douuuuuuuuche Baaaaaaag!! Whhhhhhatcha doin over there? Lookin fer a little mooose caaaaack, eh??"

by Strizzzo February 3, 2005

douche bag

a person that makes them look stupid for others to laugh.

a mixture of water and vinegar put in a plastic contraption, used to cleanse a woman's vagina after her menstral cycle.

You are a really stupid douche bag.

I can't find my douche bag!!!

by Danali Marie October 11, 2003

douche bag

A statement used all the time that implies a person who talks excessively using their hands in obsessive or obscene way.

There Shannon goes again... tearin the paper. What a douche bag!

by Katie and Val December 28, 2005

blue douche

When you use a public restroom and the blue water from the toilet splashes up on you.

Andrea got a blue douche when she went to the bathroom

by MSUGirl July 11, 2006

Douche

the space between your ballsack and butt hole. If you wipe back to front, it pushes the poop onto your douche and leaves an itchy shit smear.

I flipped off my bike the other day, and seat hit me right in the douche!!

by jaim'e December 6, 2007

Douche Nugget

Any member of the human species that says something completely asinine.

That bitch is such a douche nugget.

by chefboyardeeznutzinyourmoufus July 28, 2004