To masturbate, fap, jack off, wank, me-time, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, squeeze the cream, charming the snake, manual stimulation of the penis.
by FilthyHobo420 December 15, 2012
Get the knob off mug.When two people are sitting in adjacent restroom stalls waiting for the other person to drop the first turd. If no one deploys their first bomb after several minutes, a plop off is underway.
Hey Carl, where have you been the last 20 minutes?
The restroom. I got caught in a plop off with some guy wearing penny loafers.
The restroom. I got caught in a plop off with some guy wearing penny loafers.
by His Royal Phatness October 9, 2013
Get the Plop Off mug."Dude, I am totally going to Job Off over Siri tonight"
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by damaxta November 29, 2011
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To experience something which turns one off or makes one lose sexual interest in the current situation.
antonyms:
hard on
To experience something which turns one off or makes one lose sexual interest in the current situation.
antonyms:
hard on
Bro 1: Bro I was just watching these two chicks going at it but it was all downhill from there.
Bro2: Geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?
Bro1: One of them whipped out a dick, gave me a total hard off.
Bro2: Bonerkill and a half, man.
Bro2: Geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?
Bro1: One of them whipped out a dick, gave me a total hard off.
Bro2: Bonerkill and a half, man.
by cahill4554 March 17, 2011
Get the hard off mug.The act of masturbating without the use of lubrications such as Vasoline, KY Jelly, or Hand Lotion.This is usually done in the state of hard-on horny urgency. Also if the persons hands are slightly rougher than others. The friction from this would probably cause a rather uncomfortable feeling for some, especially if they are used to masturbating with lube.
So I was watching my next door neighbor washing her car in a tank top and some cut off daisy duke shorts through my bathroom window... I didnt have time to get any lube, so I ended up SANDING OFF my cock.... I have no regrets.
by Mr. KSZ March 19, 2011
Get the Sanding Off mug.When a man who looks like their name is Jack. Just goes off on someone when they are really mad. And puts their hand into a fist and starts shaking it with rage.
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