Drunk driving

When you decide to let God take the wheel.

"Did you hear about the accident downtown last night? That’s what happens when you’re drunk driving."

by BananaChicken22 December 23, 2025

National get super drunk with your friends day

Get hammered
Every january 9

“Bro its national get super drunk with your friends day”

by Kwhome5 January 9, 2026

National Get Drunk Day

June 16th of every year is national get drunk day.

you better be drunk tonight it’s national get drunk day.

by holidayman25 June 13, 2024

Leftover Drunk

The pleasant feeling of still being drunk when you wake up the next day after going to bed/passing out after a night of drinking. Far better than the alternative (cf hungover)

Woke up pleasantly surprised after last night's shenanigans to find I was leftover drunk rather than nursing a horrific hangover.

Leftover drunk is a special kind of drunk. You wake up, the day just dawning. After last night, you expected to be spending a miserable day in bed/on the couch/under a highway overpass, but instead you feel great. Music sounds and food tastes even better than you remember. You feel like you've cheated Death itself.

by F_Oxford June 15, 2024

Drunk Bennis

A guy named Ben who references his penis

I hope my fingers are stronger than my Drunk Bennis.

by Earth Wind and Taint June 20, 2024

Drunk

OK so she looks at her ass and sees that her back is cut and she's bleeding for the first time... Freaks out and tried to like... Cauterize it with a lighter? And then she freaks out and throws up all over herself and passes out...

Hym "And when she wakes up she finds some liquor in the trunk... And she decides 🤷 ♀️ 'I guess nows as good a time as any to get drunk!' Ok... And now she's gotta tie up her cut... Oof... Gross. She stay forgetting that she is like actively on the phone with the cops..."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Quadriplegic drunk

The act of being so incredibly and viciously over intoxicated, that you lose the ability to control your body, on a range from barely able to walk, to barely able to move at all.

I got absolutely quadriplegic drunk last night, I was barely able to get out of bed for days.

by sketchyoperator August 15, 2024