Name The Third

A person that is usually associated with crime including the stealing of toilet paper.
Also can be used to name someone who's orphan

Dude, youre soo Name The Third

by EndyBeVibin May 28, 2023

Thats My Name

The awesome answer to any serious question, this answer may not provide the correct answer to the question being asked but regardless the act of screaming "That's My Name" is still awesome.

T.j. repeatedly asks Carlos where the Biology book is and Carlos yells in T.J.'s ear "Thats My Name!!"

by sexyboi69 August 23, 2011

hello the names colm

The wife keeps texting me. I shat in the girls bathroom last night! It was the Craic!

“Ugh my wife shit on my phone” “Hello the names Colm!”

by Sam o shame ass July 5, 2021

Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025

National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day

National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day is the day when you can stairban a furry that is named zirin.

"oh shit i just got stairbanned"
"haha it is National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day"
"I'm not named zirin and I'm not a furry"
"oh"

by \\\/\ October 26, 2020

name-gender unidentifiability

The moment when someone (your Mom) cannot correctly identify the gender of a name, e.g. your Mom thinks that Jesse is a feminine name even though it akcually is a masculine name

When I told my mom I was friends with Jesse, she was like, 'Oh, is she nice?' That's total name-gender unidentifiability—Jesse can totally be a guy's name!

by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025

a person named zero

He's gay and likely is in love with a femboy who enjoys the character known as Mephiles

"Oh, that's just a person named zero"

by A Pumpkin July 2, 2025