ninja turtles

Homosexual mutant turtles on crack that believe they are ninjas. Usually engage in underground orgies. They are the reason your toilet overflows, why entire sewers to back up in homea, why sludge explodes from manholes, and the smell you get on your pubes when you sweat a lot. Major cause in global warming.

So why the fuck do people STILL call them heroes?

The Ninja Turtles kidnapped my little brother and escaped through my fireplace, but not without making all the toilets in the house combust.

by xer0syk0 July 28, 2006

tortle

a naivety, an affection pet name

that she-whale is such a tortle

by Railea Railrailrail September 22, 2004

turtled

To have a shit come half way out but then use your booty to push it back in.

"Fuck man, My shit is coming ou- oh wait it turtled."

by FluffyIsMyNameM8 October 27, 2017

turtles

a half-hour (30 minutes).

Q: "Eh, wat time u like meet?"
A: "Howz in like 2 turtles (60 minutes)"

by randywong September 5, 2003

catching turtles

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed

hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap

by tom October 13, 2004

turtles

evil little shits who are the reason for everything bad in life. little shits.

Me: AH ITS FUCKING RAINING.

Jamie W: ah.. it's the turtles again ¬¬'

by meowww-and stuff. October 19, 2011

teenage mutant ninja turtles

SCHS class of 05 homecoming 03-04

"have you ever seen a turtle get down"

by *<] : ) August 20, 2004