meat poisoning

A woman Tripping over the dick acting crazy

That's the third time she come down here looking for him she got that meat poisoning!

by Dr. Red April 11, 2023

meat grip

The right or left hand on a guy who masterbates a lot. The hand is usually very muscular from all the whacking.

"Man look at that dudes meat grip! He must spank the monkey on the regular! Poor bastard."

by JayDubz May 23, 2014

Border Meat

A female in southern california that is of latin american decent.

Rosa is a fine piece of border meat.

by [T_T] May 28, 2009

waiver meat

Meat that lived such a green, organic, happy life that it might as well have signed a waiver allowing respectful hippie famrers to kill it (humanely) for our consumption. For the responsible carnivore.

Kira mainly sticks to vegan fare, but now and then she will indulge in a waiver steak.

Have you tried the steak at Whole Foods? It's all waiver meat.

by Schel Reyes July 6, 2007

Meat And Retreat

Not to Be compared to Meat Retreat. To have sex with a man and excavate his home as fast as possible.

alexa: You seen that guy?
karen: Ya I'm gonna do a Meat And Retreat on him.

by usedsoup April 1, 2020

Tender meat

When you have jacked off to mutch and it .... becomes sensitive.

I have jacked off to mutch and now .... i have tender meat.

by Bariliam January 10, 2018

Meat Sugar

A slang for tasty semen

Please daddy put all of your meat sugar in my mouth!!!!!!!!!

by JTafterdark March 12, 2019