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Meat Mace

when you helicopter (spin) your dick in a circular motion so face that all the blood goes to the head, cause it to bulge like a sphere. Resembles a mace
Guy 1: Dude you! Your head is going to explode!
Guy 2: Don't worry man! It's just a meat mace, everyone's been doing this since kindergarten.
by jffellis2 October 22, 2013
mugGet the Meat Macemug.

meat poisoning

That's the third time she come down here looking for him she got that meat poisoning!
by Dr. Red April 11, 2023
mugGet the meat poisoningmug.

meat chunks

meat chunks is a tearm used to describe shit or poo.
by hardcore-central.net November 7, 2009
mugGet the meat chunksmug.

Meat Blender

The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.
Wow my sister got home from college last week, boy were there were alot of meat blenders...
by nmsnow65 September 6, 2010
mugGet the Meat Blendermug.

Meat Squad

Members who participate in the consumption of meats at a celebration or festival.
The meat squad consumed courses of chicken, ribs, burgers, satays, lobster and tuna at the "Meat Fest".
by Oaxaca Boy June 3, 2009
mugGet the Meat Squadmug.

meat bagel

(noun) A person's anus.

(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.
"That skanks' meat bagel sure was blown out."

"Wow, that guys' mouth totally resembles a meat bagel!"
by Blapplecakes May 6, 2010
mugGet the meat bagelmug.

Meat Curtains

Meat curtains are simply curtains made from meat. You cook them by closing them in front of the window and then the sun heats them up. They are very yummy once they are cooked all the way through, yes very delicious.
Meat Curtains Warning: Very delicate, cooks slowly, and delicious
by Fishy_Soup March 30, 2022
mugGet the Meat Curtainsmug.

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