when you helicopter (spin) your dick in a circular motion so face that all the blood goes to the head, cause it to bulge like a sphere. Resembles a mace
Guy 1: Dude you! Your head is going to explode!
Guy 2: Don't worry man! It's just a meat mace, everyone's been doing this since kindergarten.
Guy 2: Don't worry man! It's just a meat mace, everyone's been doing this since kindergarten.
by jffellis2 October 22, 2013

by Dr. Red April 11, 2023

by hardcore-central.net November 7, 2009

The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.
by nmsnow65 September 6, 2010

The meat squad consumed courses of chicken, ribs, burgers, satays, lobster and tuna at the "Meat Fest".
by Oaxaca Boy June 3, 2009

"That skanks' meat bagel sure was blown out."
"Wow, that guys' mouth totally resembles a meat bagel!"
"Wow, that guys' mouth totally resembles a meat bagel!"
by Blapplecakes May 6, 2010

Meat curtains are simply curtains made from meat. You cook them by closing them in front of the window and then the sun heats them up. They are very yummy once they are cooked all the way through, yes very delicious.
by Fishy_Soup March 30, 2022
