scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)

Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!

by jesus burrito April 15, 2009

egg

code name for s1 i like

egg is cute

by WlNT3R April 15, 2022

Disturbed Egg

A man lady who hovers in stellar breathing their meat sauce breath down administrations necks because he killed a whole beehive to get his outfit.

Wow, Disturbed Egg is at it again being racist to Wonderp after she was being racist to Kenzi.

by YouThoughtGGEZEgg November 14, 2022

Abdul curry Karim egg

A weird boy who loves curry and has a sexual fetish for cream eggs

Mark: “Hey Abdul curry Karim egg what are you eating?”
Abdul: *stuffs cream egg down his pants* “ it’s a cream egg, and I ain’t eating it!!”

by Ima Fucking noncé March 31, 2019

World Record Egg

A plain brown egg named Eugene that beat Kylie Jenner for most liked post on Instagram in February 2019, and is a mental health advocate.

Josh: Hey Zach, did you like the egg?
Zach: World Record Egg? Heck yeah, obviously! #EggGang!

by GuysTwilightSucksOk June 16, 2019

eggs in the oven

The place where all the hot models come from. Don't burn em they might too horny

Yo Nigga did you find where Ariana Grande came from? No but I heard she was one of the eggs in the oven!

by Not the Menu August 15, 2017

Egg-Eash

A Lesbian couple made up of a 6 foot tall girl, and a 5 foot tall girl. Very complicated.

I wonder how those lesbians scissor, considering they are an Egg-Eash

by GoldenCookieYT May 29, 2018