“On my wedding night we invited my best man to join but he didn’t want to participate, he just wanted to be a salad sniffer”
by cashmoney0301 March 1, 2025

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

The act of when your tripping on LSD acid and Xanax then decide it's a great idea to eat ass of a angry bull
by @$$blaster November 7, 2021

by Your meat salad master June 6, 2015

Cumming inside your woman while she's on her period, then eating that creamy magenta slurry right back out from the ol' hatchet wound, and once you've got a mouthful, you share the delicacy by making out with her.
Girl: my boyfriend looked like a demon clown as he came up to kiss me, last night after chowing ambrosia salad from my bloody snizz
by Skellshine April 21, 2024

A pile of 20 dollar bills.
by Harvey Silver February 5, 2017

Jeff slid his queen to another one of Dean's pawns "I am eating a king salad." He said. His voice dripping with evil.
by CookieDoom September 5, 2009
