David Wills

David Wills is the sexiest human being on this planet. He is the starting receiver for the Dallas Cowboys. Weighing in at around 1,000 pounds this beast is sponsered by Monster Energy. He is also known as the man who first stepped on the moon and who also discovered the light bulb

That guy is such a David Wills.

by c&b torture central September 24, 2020

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018

david najifi

This guy is an absolute unit

Me:yo this goofy acting up
Connor:should we get David najifi on him
Me:idk that guy is a unit they’ll get daved up bad
Connor: ok well add him up if this goofy still acting up

by Meandmybros January 27, 2019

David

A person who would sell out his friends for a girl. He would give money to a girl he never met rather than a homie.

Bart: Look that simp David

by BJTEUCSUJGUHKPPKUTV September 14, 2022

David

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You look like a David

by Boogereater69 January 27, 2021

Pulling a David

When you apply the smallest positive adjective you hear in a conversation to yourself.

S: “Did you hear the latest Dua Lipa song?”
A: “Oh yes, it was so dang beautiful”
D6: “I know I am”

S & A: “sighhh… he do be Pulling a David again”

by kashitakitakeutie July 14, 2024

David W

giant noob
forever noob
xp waster
slacker
lil bitch

David w is forever noob

by Fwayshgod December 30, 2022