Blue lawls

The painful or uncomfortable swelling in the humor glands when you drop a hilarious joke and nobody laughs.

"I told a great joke about a hindu, a rabbi and a gentile but nobody laughed. My glands swelled up to the size of hen eggs and I couldn't walk right, bitches give a man blue lawls"

by big daddy flim October 17, 2022

methylene blue

Not meth‼️ It prevents fish from getting illnesses

‘I got some meth-y-lane blue? methylene blue? However you read it.’
‘I said get meth you dope‼️’

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW September 14, 2022

silver blue

something extremely rare

In the Roxette song Silver Blue:
And babe I fade to silver,
Silver Blue for you.
I turn and fade to silver,
Silver Blue for you...

by Chucky_cba October 8, 2021

Blue Boy

Blue boy is a nickname which is in reference to a character in Season 1, Episode 1 of the show Dragnet. It affectionately indicates someone as having a distaste for convention and law while. A "blue boy" is a male who is anti-establishment, while still respecting life and personal freedoms.

"Why is Luke always on drugs and ranting about the government?"
"Lol, blue boy over there thinks he can save the world with a hit of LSD and a prayer."

by FaqBasher March 16, 2022

arcade blues

When you feel depressed, lonely, and generally crummy from playing video games and smoking weed all day. Being that your feeling unwell you have no motivation to do something else.

"I wanted to get some errands done today and maybe see a few friends but I ended up getting the Arcade Blues"

by Otaku_san December 1, 2015

Blue Screen

When your computer is either infected with a virus or has had an error. Basically a windows orgasm

Friend 1: Bruh my computer just blue screened what do I do.
Friend 2: Take that shit to at&t

by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022

Blue-lighted

When a cop gives you a friendly reminded to watch your speed when you aren’t going fast enough for him to actually stop you. He does this by turning on his blue lights for a couple seconds.

I was doing 63 in a 55 and the officer blue-lighted me as I approached.

by automatics64 January 31, 2018