Cisco Texas

It is a town in Texas that no one likes. They act like there better but really they are just jealous. They suck. Terrible
Eastland is better

Cisco Texas sucks and is a terrible place

by Bobis52 March 5, 2022

Godley Texas

Home of the Karen’s

Godley Texas is the worst place to work in America

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Texas Red

The antagonist of the song "Big Iron" who was an infamous outlaw who lived in the town of Agua Fria, who one day was challenged by the protagonist of the song, the Arizona Ranger to a duel, which he lost and died.

"Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip."

by France Is Terrible March 17, 2025

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

texas tbone

It is the act laying a husky woman on her side on the edge of the bed as the man is standing at the edge fucking her belly button

Yo bro I took this Heffer home from the bar and she let me give er the ol texas tbone

by Jchiggins 12 March 6, 2024

Southwest Texas

A self-proclaimed area in Southwest Houston usually by local street gangs and locals who are so loyal they might as well make their own city in Texas.

Yo homie I stay in Southwest Texas up here down on Fondren Rd.

by Zero2infinity August 18, 2018

texas sore throat

When you eat spicy food and feel the burn come out the other end.

Oi, I shouldn’t have eaten so many hot wings yesterday, I’ve got a Texas sore throat.

by The original STD June 22, 2019