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Donkey Dick

That man has a donkey dick, call him Donkey Dick Defler
by hamsandy October 22, 2023
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donkey straight

Fucked hared than you can imagine
I'm gonna end you over a table and fuck you donkey straight!
by Donkeyer July 30, 2017
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The Cincinnati Donkey Cart

When you're hitting it from behind and pop your balls into the booty hole then she clench down and start crawling around on all fours, draggin you behind her.
My knees have been killing me ever since I gave my wife The Cincinnati Donkey Cart!
by Lizzinonsomezizuuuurp October 27, 2022
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Donkey slash

A donkey slash is when a male person whacks his reproductive organ over any part of a female. While the penis is covered in his own semen.
"Wow! That guy gave mia Khalifa a tremendous Donkey Slash."
by Gman0371 April 15, 2017
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Ice Donkey

Ice Donkey (noun):
1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking balloverconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.

2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional
• “I knew Mike was an Ice Donkey when he crashed the net, missed the puck, and still tried to propose to the bartender two hours later.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”
by Ice Donkey October 16, 2025
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donkey bagger

Democrat; Liberal; follower of President Obama and his administration; a believer of the Not So Affordable Bam Bam Care Act;
synonym: fucknub
Liberal to a Conservative: What's a 'donkey bagger', I've never heard of that? Conservative: "Well, ol' pal, it's like the donkey shows in Tijuana, only instead of a skank stripper and a donkey, it's a Liberal Democrat fucknub and a donkey.
by Pseudo Nym 1963AQ August 19, 2013
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swamp donkey

a swamp donkey is a lazy or slow person who likes winking at people of the same sex.
she is such a swampdonkey pitchin woo on the job and not keepin up
by big e October 21, 2003
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