porn black hole

In the early days of the internet when pop-up porn ads burst onto the screen so fast that you could not go back a page fast enough, thus getting caught in the porn black hole.

Man, I was at my parents house doing some porn surfing when I got caught in a porn black hole.

by WhatsUpper August 24, 2010

creepy porn president

Creepy porn president aka Donald Trump, who had sex with a horseface porn star without a condom while having a newborn four-month-old son at home. This made soft porn model Melania officially a cuckquean.

Jimmy: Yo! Did you see that creepy porn president trynna kiss a bride in front of her groom?

Randy: Yaa, bro! That groom is a mega cuck.
Jimmy: You mean maga cuck!
Randy: lul

by darkedge008 August 31, 2019

porn dog bastard

A dirty/kinky and almost greasy person.

Andy you dirty porn dog bastard, stop doggy-ing birds with your superman underwear still on, you little creature.

by Peter Valerio December 14, 2009

World porn movement

A movement that seeks to distribute porn through out the world and make a lot of people horney and make a lot of money at it. Because a lot of people in the world like in India,Egypt,Iran ect. Don't see photos of ass and tits and moves of people fucking ever much.

John's planing on getting rich by joining the world porn movement.

by Deep blue 2012 July 13, 2010

gay midget porn

The unicorn of gay porn, mostly because it doesn't really exist. Oh, there are LOTS of perverts out there googling it, but not one valid hit results. Therefore, the euphemism "gay midget porn" refers to an unattainable (and mostly disgusting) dream.

Finding a decent apartment in this town is harder than finding gay midget porn on Google.

by lemonstreet January 7, 2012

sock dick porn

A type of softcore pornography commonly found on movie channels such as Showtime and HBO.

No penetration occurs while filming this type of porn.

The title "sock dick porn" was given because the male actor will wear a sock or nylon over his penis to hide it from the camera (and the vagina) due to censorship laws.

Under the right circumstances, one of these "sock dicks" gets past editing and can be seen on camera.

"Last night my mom caught me jerkin' my gherkin to some sock dick porn."

by movintofiji August 25, 2008

porn assisted pull

The act of viewing pornography (instead of using your imagination), for the purpose of jacking off.

I was too tired after work to think about anything sexual, so I just had a porn assisted pull.

by luvtopull July 22, 2009