by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016
by ShimonSmith February 05, 2010
The act of putting your cell phone on vibrate and shoving it into a girls ass, calling it, and before it reaches voicemail she forces it out on your face
by Phil cobbler March 27, 2016
by Derek October 30, 2003
Commonly used in Tik Tok comments when someone says some original joke or line that nobody else in the comments used.
by Da Tré October 11, 2020
Off-MLS or silent market real estate listings sold on the private market made popular by the website www.HipPocketz.com.
by Real Estate Word Smith May 31, 2015
A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win unanimously.
Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building. All while almost losing his veteran rental voucher because he don't know his own rent or business, rather he knows everyone else's businesses.
Harris ridicules the toes of his daughter, the girlfriend and wives if his friends, and the random street walkers he picks up for sexual relations. Harris refuses to look down or acknowledge his own feet which are in need of serious medical attention: he nearly lost two toes to being frostbitten when he was too afraid to stay in the house with a woman he despised and too cheap to get a hotel room, and instead slept in his cold car on a freezing night.
Harris is a professional pocket watcher. He cares more about others (particularly women) toes than his own toes which, if a child has to look at, would make them cry.
Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building. All while almost losing his veteran rental voucher because he don't know his own rent or business, rather he knows everyone else's businesses.
Harris ridicules the toes of his daughter, the girlfriend and wives if his friends, and the random street walkers he picks up for sexual relations. Harris refuses to look down or acknowledge his own feet which are in need of serious medical attention: he nearly lost two toes to being frostbitten when he was too afraid to stay in the house with a woman he despised and too cheap to get a hotel room, and instead slept in his cold car on a freezing night.
Harris is a professional pocket watcher. He cares more about others (particularly women) toes than his own toes which, if a child has to look at, would make them cry.
by GO DJ HaKa July 07, 2023