Whale Porn Enthusiast

Someone who watches whale or other aquatic animals perform sexual acts.

Jake loves going to the aquarium, he must be a Whale Porn Enthusiast.

by ILikeGoldDragons April 6, 2017

The Porn Cinematic Universe

When you are watching a porno and it references another porn video you have watched

Bro I have seen all of The Porn Cinematic Universe I think this makes me a virgin again

by Tim The Wise June 12, 2021

porn black hole

In the early days of the internet when pop-up porn ads burst onto the screen so fast that you could not go back a page fast enough, thus getting caught in the porn black hole.

Man, I was at my parents house doing some porn surfing when I got caught in a porn black hole.

by WhatsUpper August 24, 2010

creepy porn president

Creepy porn president aka Donald Trump, who had sex with a horseface porn star without a condom while having a newborn four-month-old son at home. This made soft porn model Melania officially a cuckquean.

Jimmy: Yo! Did you see that creepy porn president trynna kiss a bride in front of her groom?

Randy: Yaa, bro! That groom is a mega cuck.
Jimmy: You mean maga cuck!
Randy: lul

by darkedge008 August 31, 2019

porn dog bastard

A dirty/kinky and almost greasy person.

Andy you dirty porn dog bastard, stop doggy-ing birds with your superman underwear still on, you little creature.

by Peter Valerio December 14, 2009

World porn movement

A movement that seeks to distribute porn through out the world and make a lot of people horney and make a lot of money at it. Because a lot of people in the world like in India,Egypt,Iran ect. Don't see photos of ass and tits and moves of people fucking ever much.

John's planing on getting rich by joining the world porn movement.

by Deep blue 2012 July 13, 2010

gay midget porn

The unicorn of gay porn, mostly because it doesn't really exist. Oh, there are LOTS of perverts out there googling it, but not one valid hit results. Therefore, the euphemism "gay midget porn" refers to an unattainable (and mostly disgusting) dream.

Finding a decent apartment in this town is harder than finding gay midget porn on Google.

by lemonstreet January 7, 2012