I just have an egg

This is a great thing that tubbo has said.. I just have an egg.. Egg. Mouth. Ohwm
Chilling*
“ I just have an egg

Egg.
Mouth.
Owhm.
by DogesIEat February 02, 2022
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baking an egg loaf

A term used in first person shooter games, in which a player gets zero kills and multiple deaths.
Half way thru the game ClayMation was baking an egg loaf with a KD of 0&9 and really hurting the teams chances.
by Biginuf2500 March 17, 2016
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Dirt Egg

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.
Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.
by Dirt Egg Man November 08, 2018
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Egg tose

A leisure sport in which townies hurl eggs at pregnant women. Bonus points are awarded when a participant knocks the cigarette from the target's mouth. This event is especially popular in the rural counties of southern Maryland.
Carrie: This town is so boring.

Stacey: The fuck you talking about, girl? There's an egg tose at the D!
by RonTexaco December 31, 2019
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spicy egg scramble

To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.
Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.
by vertigh0st September 12, 2021
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egg in the beard

"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"
by TRYBAL April 17, 2023
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Scab eggs

Over cooked eggs that are crusty and disgusting that should never be eaten.
Oh look you can’t cook you made scab eggs again.
by Hortongirl February 23, 2018
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