hard off

noun

To experience something which turns one off or makes one lose sexual interest in the current situation.

antonyms:

hard on

Bro 1: Bro I was just watching these two chicks going at it but it was all downhill from there.

Bro2: Geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?

Bro1: One of them whipped out a dick, gave me a total hard off.

Bro2: Bonerkill and a half, man.

by cahill4554 March 17, 2011

Sanding Off

The act of masturbating without the use of lubrications such as Vasoline, KY Jelly, or Hand Lotion.This is usually done in the state of hard-on horny urgency. Also if the persons hands are slightly rougher than others. The friction from this would probably cause a rather uncomfortable feeling for some, especially if they are used to masturbating with lube.

So I was watching my next door neighbor washing her car in a tank top and some cut off daisy duke shorts through my bathroom window... I didnt have time to get any lube, so I ended up SANDING OFF my cock.... I have no regrets.

by Mr. KSZ March 19, 2011

blasting off

another word for jacking off

henry was in the bathroom for a long time. i bet he was blasting off

by plasticbaglover March 13, 2019

Cunt-off

When in any given situation, all individuals involved are trying to out-do each other in how much of a cunt they can be.

"Dear God! Is everyone on the road just having a cunt-off tonight?"

by Pauldee W July 10, 2018

Pissing off

Something that is really annoying; something that pisses you off

Brandon is so pissing off

by bmkoldman February 7, 2019

Jacking Off

When a man who looks like their name is Jack. Just goes off on someone when they are really mad. And puts their hand into a fist and starts shaking it with rage.

Bro I think Jack is about to start Jacking Off.

by VerticalCouchLVR May 24, 2021

cut off

To turn something off

Cut off the light, man

by blaze it up May 21, 2005