edge muffin

a pet name given by an alpha for your silly little friends who are constantly edging.

My little edge muffin I can't belive you lost your edging streak, your so silly.

by March 15, 2024

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muffin money

Any amount of money that does not exceed $10.

hey man, spot me some muffin money

by wizardR March 28, 2019

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a coochie muffin is muffin that comes out of the cooch

yo can i get that coochie muffin or sum girl

by laurynlolol September 12, 2019

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The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.

Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.

by JadeMemory October 04, 2015

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when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.

Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.

by JadeMemory October 04, 2015

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Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 01, 2008

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A ginger has uncontrollable flatulence, and is often advised to seek medical attention.

I met an irish muffin today, and it was so had I got a restraining order.

by Vudruu January 21, 2024

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