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Meat Blender

The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.
Wow my sister got home from college last week, boy were there were alot of meat blenders...
by nmsnow65 September 6, 2010
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Heat Meat

The result of being up for days on crystal meth (COMMONLY KNOWN AS "THE HEAT") and finding that your penis has shriveled up to a 1/4 inch of wrinkly useless flesh not even good enough for a proper piss. The heat stick equivalent of whisky dick.
awe shit man, after 4 days that hot chick from the party finally fell asleep and i tried to pull the old 'did i wake you? sorry.... oh yeah my dick is in you isn't it? weird..... Good morning!' trick but i had a terrible case of heat meat
by heatmeat October 30, 2010
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meat bagel

(noun) A person's anus.

(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.
"That skanks' meat bagel sure was blown out."

"Wow, that guys' mouth totally resembles a meat bagel!"
by Blapplecakes May 6, 2010
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waiver meat

Meat that lived such a green, organic, happy life that it might as well have signed a waiver allowing respectful hippie famrers to kill it (humanely) for our consumption. For the responsible carnivore.
Kira mainly sticks to vegan fare, but now and then she will indulge in a waiver steak.

Have you tried the steak at Whole Foods? It's all waiver meat.
by Schel Reyes July 6, 2007
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cooda meat

"Damn she got some good cooda meat!"
by bin Slayinem April 2, 2009
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Mixed Meat

He's not gay or straight, he's both. He's mixed meat.
by SBand May 19, 2013
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Meat Butt

The act of consuming large quantities of meat thus resulting in greasy, awful smelling farts.
Marc had three hamburgers for lunch now he has rancid meat butt.
by Bikermama May 4, 2014
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