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Master Chief

by Sexy Sulliko May 2, 2022
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Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey
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Master The Game

by Master tg May 7, 2022
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Master Chief

yo i was playing this game called halo when i saw they had stolen my Master Chief skin from fortnight
by pourpisfull soap dropper May 22, 2022
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Manted

I was manted this morning!
by James Yockel June 12, 2022
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Mashed Up

When a phallus looks like it's pressed between two panes of glass. Credit to Tommy of Browntown Podcast
"We had intercourse, and that was good to know it wasn't all mashed up, said Heather about Paris."
by Elle Bea June 22, 2022
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master Kaiju

Master Kaiju is a great kisser in fact he payed 70 dollars to get his first he has such a big penis all of the ladies just love him to no end, he could take all of his friends girl friends if he wanted to but he plays too nice
He just snatched my girl he’s definitely a master kaiju
by Sexer6996 August 13, 2022
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