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outfitting oneself in a sartorially offensive way that will result in repelling members of the opposite sex. Such garments include but are not limited to harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls (see: human repelling), shoulder pads, full length jumpsuits, jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs.
–verb (used without object),-pell·ing, -pell·ed.
to commit the act of repelling men:
outfitting oneself in a sartorially offensive way that will result in repelling members of the opposite sex. Such garments include but are not limited to harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls (see: human repelling), shoulder pads, full length jumpsuits, jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs.
–verb (used without object),-pell·ing, -pell·ed.
to commit the act of repelling men:
Girl 1: What are you wearing to the man repeller party?
Girl 2: My sweet lime green drop crotch utility pants!
Girl 1: Sweet!
*DISCLAIMER: the above conversation is not a dramatization, took place in this room 5 minutes ago.
Girl 2: My sweet lime green drop crotch utility pants!
Girl 1: Sweet!
*DISCLAIMER: the above conversation is not a dramatization, took place in this room 5 minutes ago.
by Episskit March 25, 2011
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you average, everyday, ordinary, superhero.
here to help people with problems, and very slick cat with mad swagger.
ladies dig him and guys wanna be his friend.
he can always get out of any situation.
all around a really cool guy.
his connections r unlimited.
and can pretty much do wat ever he needs to do get what and where he wants.
he is inspired by neil patrick harris, chuck norris, bruce lee, randy couture, and all marvel heros.
you average, everyday, ordinary, superhero.
here to help people with problems, and very slick cat with mad swagger.
ladies dig him and guys wanna be his friend.
he can always get out of any situation.
all around a really cool guy.
his connections r unlimited.
and can pretty much do wat ever he needs to do get what and where he wants.
he is inspired by neil patrick harris, chuck norris, bruce lee, randy couture, and all marvel heros.
van the man once climbed a mountain with no gear just to c wat was on the otherside.
he once walked from pasadena to chino hills to c a very special lady.
he can get into any club just by knowing people
he once walked from pasadena to chino hills to c a very special lady.
he can get into any club just by knowing people
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Get the milk man mug.A dance in which the feet and hands are moved. You stand up with your hands outward in a fist and pull them toward you. As you are pulling your hands toward you, you slide one of your feet back, but stay in the same spot. This is called the Running Man, a popular '80s dance.
by Alex February 10, 2005
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An idiotic "standard" that humans have come up with to man some men feel inferior, and make some men, and some women, feel superior.
This is put in place because in the wild (Shy away christians) we come up with ranking systems to keep the whole pack under one rule to help the overall survival of the pack or group.
This illogical mindset has no place in an agricultural world where our main goal is no longer survival.
Mostly it is used to manipulate idiotic insecure men into doing something that they would normally not do.
Overall it's ignorant, illogical, and the sad thing of it is, is that people actually believe themselves when they say that someone isn't a "real man" unless they act the way that the insulter wants or expects them to.
This standard that they have set that they think they can (and do) enforce through manipulation, is usually completely unrealistic, illogical, and just stupid in every aspect of the concept.
Pathetic.
An idiotic "standard" that humans have come up with to man some men feel inferior, and make some men, and some women, feel superior.
This is put in place because in the wild (Shy away christians) we come up with ranking systems to keep the whole pack under one rule to help the overall survival of the pack or group.
This illogical mindset has no place in an agricultural world where our main goal is no longer survival.
Mostly it is used to manipulate idiotic insecure men into doing something that they would normally not do.
Overall it's ignorant, illogical, and the sad thing of it is, is that people actually believe themselves when they say that someone isn't a "real man" unless they act the way that the insulter wants or expects them to.
This standard that they have set that they think they can (and do) enforce through manipulation, is usually completely unrealistic, illogical, and just stupid in every aspect of the concept.
Pathetic.
You'd be a "real man" if you (insert command here).
How could you (Insert an event that the other party doesn't like.)!?!?!? You're not a "real man"!!!
Example/scenario 1:
Idiot: You didn't hold the door open for me!? You're not a real man!
Male: Oh, so a real man would be an illogical twit and waste valuable time so that you don't have to exert yourself in any way? Why are you this stupid? Because you have been conditioned as you've grown up to think this way? Pathetic
Idiot: I... you're not a real man.
Male: *already gone*
Example/scenario 2:
Idiot: You only have an 6 inch penis? A real man would have a 12 inch penis that even size queens would tremble at!
Male: Actually, the penis has evolved to be used for reproduction, not to puncture a woman's bladder so that she'll stop early, have to go to the hospital and everyone loses. You see, outside of the world of porn, women don't like penises bigger than their fists.
Plus, many women don't even want jackass men that think that because they masturbated their way into brain damage and got their 12 inch cock as a reward, that he's the big shot.
From my experience, alot of women like it emotionally, mixed with the pleasure that a perfectly fitting 6 incher would bring, instead of having a cock that would rupture the anus, and be too wide and long for a vagina.
Idiot: urr mom LOL!!!111unoriginalSHIFtfone#EONe1!
Male: the human race is doomed.
How could you (Insert an event that the other party doesn't like.)!?!?!? You're not a "real man"!!!
Example/scenario 1:
Idiot: You didn't hold the door open for me!? You're not a real man!
Male: Oh, so a real man would be an illogical twit and waste valuable time so that you don't have to exert yourself in any way? Why are you this stupid? Because you have been conditioned as you've grown up to think this way? Pathetic
Idiot: I... you're not a real man.
Male: *already gone*
Example/scenario 2:
Idiot: You only have an 6 inch penis? A real man would have a 12 inch penis that even size queens would tremble at!
Male: Actually, the penis has evolved to be used for reproduction, not to puncture a woman's bladder so that she'll stop early, have to go to the hospital and everyone loses. You see, outside of the world of porn, women don't like penises bigger than their fists.
Plus, many women don't even want jackass men that think that because they masturbated their way into brain damage and got their 12 inch cock as a reward, that he's the big shot.
From my experience, alot of women like it emotionally, mixed with the pleasure that a perfectly fitting 6 incher would bring, instead of having a cock that would rupture the anus, and be too wide and long for a vagina.
Idiot: urr mom LOL!!!111unoriginalSHIFtfone#EONe1!
Male: the human race is doomed.
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