Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

Light Brigade

When you think that god is here to save you but it's actually the KKK giving you a visit

Had such a weird dream, thought the Light Brigade was there to save me

by kennypasta March 23, 2019

Light toucher

a light toucher means someone who you touch on sexually gets flustered or moans softly easily

person 1: woah dude i heard things got heated last night what happened
person 2: oh nothing happened shes just a light toucher

by brusheksidjdnnsnnapenis June 17, 2020

Speed of Light, the Hands

A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.

You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.

by kieronthKid January 13, 2021

Green light

At a car stop, green means go. Saying green light means that the plan is a go

Alright, say less it’s green light

by 414L Seb July 25, 2020

light skin stare

Lightly but seriously stare at someone. Especially sigma face. Seen frequently in animated children movies.

Donkey gave Shrek the light skin stare.

by Awexander Rehehehehe February 13, 2023

Red Lights lvly

A rapper known for sexually harassing predominantly african teenagers. Can also be considered a “move” meaning that said person has or will sexually harass a/an african teenager.

“Did you hear Darren hit a Red Lights lvly?”
“No? Who was the victim?”

by jake230713892 April 17, 2024