Ass Kerplunk

When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.

Anyone for ass kerplunk, i got some malteasers left over from christmas...

by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008

Ass Pansy

A wimp. A simple reverse of pansy ass but used in more of a "connection to being gay" way.

Damn Jeff, you're such a fucking Ass Pansy.

by T May 13, 2005

Cock and Ass

Popular soft drink, also known as cola, complete with frozen water.

Waiter: What can I get you sir?

Customer: Cock and ass for my friend here, but I vood like some cock with no ass, i dont like the ass and cock in my mouth at the same time.

Waiter: Certainly sir, would you like the diet variety?

Customer: No! I like only the fat cock! Diet cock is for vimps!

by Black Bandana June 17, 2006

Ass Attack

the sudden attack of the anus

joey planned a stealthy ass attack

by KiNkyKelLy July 30, 2006

Bomb ass

Meaning something good or nice; IEcool,phat,dope ect.....

Smoke some bomb ass weed feelin' crucial- Ambitionz az a ridah

2pac

by AC February 22, 2004

salmon ass

When your butthole gets all sweaty and the friction from your buttcheeks causes severe irritation and starts to burn when you walk.

Dude, after that walk through the mall, I had a bad case of salmon ass, that shit burns.

by Dan Jones June 11, 2006

tight ass

A rear end that is exceptionally attractive, well-defined, or desirable according to the butt fad of the month.

Tight ass on that boy!

by MissionDoll November 11, 2004