When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.
She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.
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A sexual deviant who derives pleasure from exposing his or her nostrils in public, wearing a mask over their mouth but under their nose.
As with other bodily orifices, it is presently taboo to expose one's nostrils in public. So naturally there is a new breed of Nasal Flasher, making eye contact, semi-naked, getting their kicks. They are often confused with the millions of total morons who do not understand that the nose and mouth are connected.
by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2021
Get the Nasal Flasher mug.A sexual deviant who derives pleasure from exposing his or her nostrils in public, wearing a mask over their mouth but under their nose.
As with other bodily orifices, it is presently taboo to expose one's nostrils in public. So naturally there is a new breed of Nasal Flasher, making eye contact with strangers while in this way semi-naked. Not to be confused with the millions who do not understand that the nose and mouth are connected, and walk around with their own nostrils exposed.
by Monkey's Dad March 29, 2021
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Interrelatiinal self-relations ELASTICATION.
When ECONMIC COMMODITY prices are ELASTIC inside normal supply and demand.
Interrelatiinal self-relations ELASTICATION.
When ECONMIC COMMODITY prices are ELASTIC inside normal supply and demand.
You will get an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK by simply connecting news events by using DATE to DATE format amount of the days spread from the former to the later.
The best way is by example for ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as sad as the concert of BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN at 10th AVENUE FREEZE OUT was the introduction of his mastered saxophone player at that very date CLARENCE CLEMMONS as never said his name and the penultimate hit at the passing YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE with JACKSON BROWN AND CLARENCE CLEMMONS himself is the ultimate ELASTICATION INTERCOURSE.
Bitcoin got so out of hand as a cryptocurrency as a result that mania drived the market and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK could not even be applicable as the extreme volatility made it a RISCIBLE.
The best way is by example for ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as sad as the concert of BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN at 10th AVENUE FREEZE OUT was the introduction of his mastered saxophone player at that very date CLARENCE CLEMMONS as never said his name and the penultimate hit at the passing YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE with JACKSON BROWN AND CLARENCE CLEMMONS himself is the ultimate ELASTICATION INTERCOURSE.
Bitcoin got so out of hand as a cryptocurrency as a result that mania drived the market and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK could not even be applicable as the extreme volatility made it a RISCIBLE.
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY May 26, 2021
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JOSE JOSUE SEPTEMBER 12 2021 6.30 PM SEPTEMBER 14,. 2021 1.00 PM ELASTICITY FLASHBACK
JOSE JOSUE SEPTEMBER 12 2021 6.30 PM SEPTEMBER 14,. 2021 1.00 PM ELASTICITY FLASHBACK
Don't you realize JOSE when you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as at the start of THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and then you at the end of the TRIP you had to be begged to make the required stops which means you never finished your duties JOSUE now he spells his name and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY and in the next sentence I give you the analysis of why this is.
So JOSE is your name so is it OK if I Jerk Off Shit Eaating while you are driving or did you mean you want me to Jet Off SouthEast . Ok, now your name is JOSUE and oh yes THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and you see hands down it's an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY because BALLS TWO GO is really what this is , doing an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and by the way JOSE never drove me anywhere as JOSUE was the driver and just drove from me around the block from MOUNTAIN VIEW to the GOOGLEPLEX so the cost was about $2.60 ;and THE TIP using the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY to calculate is $2.85 and CASTRATION in counting if SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY for when URBAN JIG stole my ASSHOLE on VAMPIRE WEEKEND as HEY!!!!! where did my ASSH0LE go when I passed EMERALD HOUR and that ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY is all who need to watch and want to see it all on SEPTEMBER 12 2021 SATELLITE.IMAGING starting at your convenience as remember though , " THE MOTHERLAND DOES NOT LOVE YOU BUTT the MOTHERFUCKER can sure FUCK YOU with a JIGSAW (OUCH!!!!)
So JOSE is your name so is it OK if I Jerk Off Shit Eaating while you are driving or did you mean you want me to Jet Off SouthEast . Ok, now your name is JOSUE and oh yes THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and you see hands down it's an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY because BALLS TWO GO is really what this is , doing an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and by the way JOSE never drove me anywhere as JOSUE was the driver and just drove from me around the block from MOUNTAIN VIEW to the GOOGLEPLEX so the cost was about $2.60 ;and THE TIP using the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY to calculate is $2.85 and CASTRATION in counting if SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY for when URBAN JIG stole my ASSHOLE on VAMPIRE WEEKEND as HEY!!!!! where did my ASSH0LE go when I passed EMERALD HOUR and that ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY is all who need to watch and want to see it all on SEPTEMBER 12 2021 SATELLITE.IMAGING starting at your convenience as remember though , " THE MOTHERLAND DOES NOT LOVE YOU BUTT the MOTHERFUCKER can sure FUCK YOU with a JIGSAW (OUCH!!!!)
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 14, 2021
Get the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY mug.She is a tough s.o.b and a beast when it comes to bodybuilding(and personal life?) When she hits the weights, she HIT the weights. A bodybuilding icon i must say. She has lots of damn veins when she pumped. It's like a freeway, a freeway of "Spesific Person" and i am gonna name him. We all know him. I personally take a bullet and/or shoot a bullet for her. HF is god and we all worship her
Who is that sexy gym freak?
Oh it's Hilal Flashlight "HF", she can eat you for a breakfast all week and twice on sundays
Oh it's Hilal Flashlight "HF", she can eat you for a breakfast all week and twice on sundays
by HFworshipperbutnotcreepyone November 21, 2021
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