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david farmer 

this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them
david farmer by Antoine, M June 1, 2019

david beeler 

someone who has a foot fetish and is always a horn dog. someone who has very bad hat hair and enjoys to fish in his free time. david also is very obsessed with his girlfriend.
david beeler by Idkkkk69 July 12, 2019

David scream 

Someone screams loudly out of no where. It's mostly a high pitched scream.
"Ahhhh"

"Shit why did you just David scream?"
"Idk for fun I guess."
David scream by Psianer July 27, 2019

David Bawi 

A man with a flat ass and a stanky ass dick that smells like rotten mozzarella and molded chicken livers. His favorite pastime is eating belly button fuzz and ingesting methamphetamines with a hint of heroin.
I though David Bawi was a singer? No thats David Bowie you dumb cunt licker.
David Bawi by Legene July 29, 2019

David Hicks 

David Hicks is a person who doesn’t have any friends and who also struggles to get a love partner. They are someone who goes for younger women/men and gets called a nonce a lot. They are also know as Finn Tilstone.
David Hicks by Kieran knapp August 6, 2019

David off 

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.
A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.
David off by Quickbrother August 21, 2019