Donkey Punch

When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable

You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!

by Donkey punch69 February 14, 2018

donkey

An expert on ogre philosophy.

Ogre: Ogre's have layers like an onion
Donkey: You know what else has layers
Donkey: Cake

by Taco-Puncher5,678 January 26, 2017

Donkey

noun
1. a domesticated hoofed mammal of the horse family with long ears and a braying call, used as a beast of burden; an ass.

2. informal
a stupid or foolish person.

1. The donkey was carrying the boxes down the main road in Brasília, Brazil.

2. Korenna was being such a donkey!

by Cleanim January 29, 2017

yard donkey

A helpless dirtleg , side twisted puddle slit. A low down dirt ratchet.

You dirt leg yard donkey.

by Amandhugnkiss February 8, 2017

Donkey

Donkey is a human with 6 toes and eats Pringles in their barn.

Wow that man looks like a donkey

by Spongeguy4 November 30, 2019

donkey

An animal that is a domesticated member of the horse family.

"Look at that donkey!" ,cried Sam.

by Nadly December 1, 2019

Donkey

Shreks eternal follower, who also had babies with a massive dragon.

Shrek: Distract the dragon for me Donkey.
Donkey: you got it

Dragon: Hi there sexy!

by Danny Devito's nut December 4, 2019