Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.

Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.

by Cucktrainer November 1, 2019

Dad Joke

The best kind of joke

Son: dad I’m hungry!
Dad: hi hungry in dad!
Son: STOP WITH THE DAD JOKES THEY SUCK!

by My bro town November 9, 2020

Dad

Dad:Honey i’ll be back i need to get some milk

Me:Can i come too

Dad:No

15years later

Me:That milk must be spoiled

My dad went to go get milk a couple days ago

by Borki-YT April 16, 2020

Dad

Can mean an almost daddy

"Yo, the dude is a total dad, hmu."

by Toooopppperrr June 3, 2017

Female Dad

The female version of a mother fucker. Or, as some may say, the female version of a male parent/father/dad

Who's that?
Damb, that's female dad

by Sir Leaky Bum October 1, 2021

Dad

Something that will never come back with the milk.

Clint: Your Such A Dad!
Zack: *vanishes*

by bakenhaswordsinhispockets April 4, 2023

dad

dad has new gf

dad is not cool

by PIZZA GAL May 6, 2020