crushing candy

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.

Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"

by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019

Rooster candy

Chicken=cock
Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock

Yummy, I ate his rooster candy after he put it up his cats ass

by imfuckingey May 31, 2019

Click Candy

A type of clickbait that delivers what's promised in the title or the thumbnail.

Stereotypical sidekick 1: Dude, have you seen the "Why are 96000000 black balls on this reservoir" video?
Stereotypical sidekick 2: Nah, it's probably clickbait.
Stereotypical sidekick 1: You would be surprised, because that's totally not clickbait. That's click candy!

by Gal Anonim August 2, 2019

Cottonelle Candy

The carmelized niblets of toilet paper one needs to chew through to properly eat ass.

Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.

by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 26, 2019

throat candy

Throat Candy someone with a sexy voice

That guy is throat candy

by Diosthefixer October 13, 2019

couple candy

when a couple forms between 2 students in a class via the superior matchmaking skills of the teachers and students in that class

Owen definitely has superior match making skills. now there is extreme couple candy in maths

by i.is.rosie November 22, 2019

Coon Candy

A girl (typically white) that loves African American guys; usually has the THHHIIICCCCCCCC body type

Dang, that girl is hot but I think she is coon candy

by ceeewwnncanddiieeeebeeetchhhh November 29, 2019