Premature checkulation

When someone checks you in on their smart phone before you've actually arrived at the establishment

Hey Lola, I saw on Facebook you checked me into the Bulldyke Lounge while I was still 30 minutes away. What's up with the premature checkulation?

by SpikeDurden December 27, 2011

choke check

Wrap both hands around the throat and ask her to swallow. If you feel an adam's apple, you might want to move on the the next chick at the bar.

Perform a choke check when you want to make sure its not a lady boy you are trying to take home.

If the lady boy has gone through a chondrolaryngoplasty, then the 'choke check' will fail

by darknight0832 January 17, 2012

foot check

When you squat down in a public bathroom so you can check that gap under the door for feet, to learn whether or not a certain stall is empty

I wasn't sure whether the stall was occupied, so I casually performed a foot check.

by poivron October 13, 2012

Chester check

Slang for on-the-job when around a group of kids, scoping out any weirdos frequently and pedophile type looking people

Lifeguard1: alright Jeff give the place a chester check

lifeguard2: Oh damn I think I already see some middleaged guy chatting with a 12 yr old girl!

Lifeguard1: Wow it's only 11am.

by randomuser123 December 18, 2012

Ball checker

In basketball the player checking the ball.

Who is the ball checker?

by DickPurple May 17, 2013

radar checkpoint

synonym for the new guard-rail radars being used by police officers, due to the belief that they can, will and are being used to also track where you and you car is at certain intervals, and where you go, in an effort to thwart certain people's alibis, for example.

"Sir, I was at home last night around 11 pm."
"Actually, one of our radar checkpoints indicate that you were, in fact, headed towards the marshes around that time, which is where we found your ex girlfriend."
"Well, big brother has fucked me right up the ass, there, didn't he?"
"He sure did, son. Now time for prison rape for the rest of your life."

by Jon Wagner July 12, 2013

Hairy Checkbook

A female's occasional use of sexual favours to pay the bills.

Single Mum says "I have 2 kids. When money gets too tight, I just get out the hairy checkbook."

by Slider68 August 25, 2013