blood contract

where you and your mate sign a contract, then you both cut yourself and then bleed onto a piece of paper to make sure you never break that contract for the rest of your life, and if you do, you are the ultimate homo.

me and my mate did a blood contract where we would swear to never bum bum choo choo chocolate tunnel if you know what i mean ;)

by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021

bloodclotqueef

A baddie who loves Tal Fishman, McDonalds happy meal Luca toys, and Arcade Craniacs. They hate Everest from Paw Patrol with a burning passion as well as people who smack when they eat.

“Have you seen bloodclotqueef’s new tiktok? They’re so funny!”

by skateboarderrr😔😶‍🌫️😞😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ June 28, 2021

baloopies

A word you say out of exclamation! Mainly used by older people

"Jesus baloopies you scared the shit out of me"

by nionlogos June 30, 2021

bloobsickle

When a blob meets a sickle

Hey bloobsickle how’s ur day

by Dorothy gains July 7, 2021

Blood Fall

Blood Falling or Blood Fall is a term used when a woman backs out of a situation by using her period as an excuse.

Person 1. "Hay. Do you wanna hang out today?"
Person 2. "Sorry. I can't. *whispers* I'm on my period."
Person 1. "But you're a man. You can't blood fall your way out of this."
Person 2. "Ether I'm on my period. Or I need to see a doctor now."

by Urban hoe (EOH) July 14, 2021

Blood

An expert, sage, or professional in any field. Calling someone a blood is a sign or deep respect.

"That blood knows everything there is to know about guns, respect her."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Bloodbath

A gathering of powerful high-ups and bloods, usually indicating that something dangerous or important is happening. Wise cutters avoid them. Ambitious cutters seek them out.

The top executives of Apple, Facebook, and Google are having a meeting tomorrow. Avoid that bloodbath if you value your job at one of those companies.

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021