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Boysplaining 

A word to dismiss opposition from children.

Also, when you're such a rabid cunt that you attack children for not subscribing to your insane worldview.
"This 5 year old keeps saying that men paying women for past oppression isn't fair because it's not every man's fault", said the tumblr user.
"Ignore him, he's just boysplaining", replied the circlejerk userbase.
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Porcelain BoyScout 

A sexual act involving a toilet a neckerchief and two people in which the person sitting on the toilet receives fillacio from the second person while choking them with a boyscouts neckerchief and deficating simultaniously.
I woke up in jail this morning being told by the officer on duty that I was going to burn in hell for choking a hooker in a subway bathroom with my dew rag. I responded that I was giving her a porcelain boyscout.

Is that your boy’s cologne? 

A saying usually used as an insult to insulate that you engaged in a sexual act with someone’s partner, which is why you smell like their partner’s ( that is a male) cologne. This originated from a line said by YouTube vlogger Tessa Brooks in Jake Paul’s song, “ It’s everyday bro”
Tiffany: You’re so ugly! You’ll never get a boyfriend
Brittany: Do you smell that on my shirt? Is that your boy’s cologne?

Christchurch Boy's High School 

An absolute shit-hole for the worst of all children. This school uses and abuses boys for their parents money. Boy's High are an incapable lot who cannot even spell their own name. They are useless at everything and anything.
Christchurch Boy's High School is a shit school.

boystuff 

like spunk after a wet dream and you have to hide the sheets from your parents
oh my god!!! theres boystuff all over his bed hehehehe



boystuff by totally tits December 16, 2008

boysenberry 

(verb) The blowing directly on someone's penis resulting in a tickling sensation for the other person and makes a 'farting/buzzing' sound, or vibrating feel.
The stripper gave me a boysenberry!
boysenberry by PatBach2014 April 26, 2014

boystick 

N: The penis, or a similar phallic-shaped object.

From boy+joystick.
Anthony was angry when some man tried to grab his boystick while he was peeing.
boystick by Purple Gurl April 7, 2011