An absurd amount of some thing, in a normal context. Specifically: 5x more than what would be considered "a lot" in that context.
"Dude, I want like, 30 hotdogs."
- "Dude, that's an ass-ton of hotdogs."
("A lot" of hotdogs would be 6.
6 x 5 = 30 hotdogs)
- "Dude, that's an ass-ton of hotdogs."
("A lot" of hotdogs would be 6.
6 x 5 = 30 hotdogs)
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