Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018

aight imma fuck wit yu

a good bye for middle school niggas that want pussy

narco: ey bruh want some

middle school nigga: ey bruh fo sho

narco: bet bruh thanks
middle school nigga: aight imma fuck wit yu

by ddv1969 October 13, 2019

Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021

Fuck

When you fuck a girl with clothes on 🥴

Joe: Its november 3rd!
Dumbass: what?
Joe: fuck a girl without clothes

Hi tiktok 😚✌🏽

by WhoreyKiddo November 3, 2019

nesquick fuck

When a man brings nesquick to his bedroom and shakes it all over his penis and in the woman's ass then having sex until the man cum and the woman has to go out in public with no clothes on and covered in nesquick to teach the woman a lesson.

Corol:did you see carie and Jonathan i think that caries got a nesquick fuck.
Mara:really?
Corol:ya.

by She's my pookie December 2, 2023

Flop fuck

when ur pounding pussy (or ass if ur into that) and they ask u to cum but u already did and u have been fucking ur submissive with a floppy dong

person A: cum in me daddy

person B: uhhhh

person A: did u already bust
person B: yeah, ive been flop fucking for the past 10 minutes.

by bigmanwiththebigdick September 13, 2017

Fuck up

Jake bookout

Omg his mom called him a Jake and he didn’t understand so she had to say he was a fuck up in front of his whole family

by Kjnewpatek February 8, 2020