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shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
mugGet the shut the fucking door john the cops are heremug.

Shitty fuck

When you are banging a hoe and you feel a dangerous fart approaching. You pin her down and shit on her chest then proceed to fucking the shit cover titties.
Man I ate chili last night and I felt a terd. So I shitty fucked her and she didn’t even have baby wipes.
by CaptainThadious February 11, 2022
mugGet the Shitty fuckmug.

fuck you

the most common way to say goodbye,hello,hi. but almost all people get angry for some reason when that for them
mom:hello
you:fuck you mom
you:*dies*
by kirbo>:) August 15, 2021
mugGet the fuck youmug.

Butt fucking nowhere

As you can clearly see, I am out here in scenic butt fucking nowhere. And I have to say, the best part about BEING in butt fucking nowhere is the butt fucking
by Lil Skelly July 25, 2024
mugGet the Butt fucking nowheremug.

Fucked the Couch

When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."
"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."
by JSpaulding August 10, 2024
mugGet the Fucked the Couchmug.

Fuck your thoughts and prayers

The CINO bill which would instantly bans firearms when a mass shooting happened and also would do climate action after when a natural disaster such as wildfire, floods and Hurricanes occured
The Fuck your thoughts and prayers would absolutely save us all.
by Porg009 March 19, 2024
mugGet the Fuck your thoughts and prayersmug.

fuck my ear

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.
by Dylwit October 23, 2019
mugGet the fuck my earmug.

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