Mega gay long machete

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.

Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote

by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 3, 2024

As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.

*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.

by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024

How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.

guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?

by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024

Eva Long

A name given to those with a pure and beautiful soul, inside and out.

“i wish i could be like Eva Long”

by Bigtoe Bandit December 24, 2024

Long lennon

A absurdly long stretched out image of the Beatles member John Lennon

“Have you seen my image of long Lennon anywhere?”

by angxl December 29, 2024

long hair bai

A male with long hair . Typically a coolie guy or Caribbean guy .

A bai look Long hair bai . Long hair bai is at the Door. Aye bai did you see Long hair bai today ?

by Justin Chach December 29, 2024

Ling the Long

A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.

Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)

Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.

by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025