Potato

A Potato is the most POTATO-EST potato you would ever meet. EVER. Nobody is more POTATO than him. He is your BEST FRIEND and loves fighting people for no reason.

Guy1: Hey, Bro! You're such a Potato!
Guy2: *Emotional Sniff* Thanks, Bro...You're a potato too!
Guy1: POTATOES ARE THE BEST!
Farmer: I make Potatoes...

by Avada_Kedavra201263 August 25, 2024

Potato, Eggplant

A popular Finnish phrase used to describe the lack of similarity between potatoes and eggplants.

Hey, this potato isn't purple, it's "potato, eggplant".

by Whyyaman January 7, 2023

potato

The Potato is a smartpotato made by Banana that combines a computer, potatoPod , digital camera and cellular potato into one device with a touchscreen interface. The potato runs the iOS operating system, and in 2021 when the potato 13 was introduced, it offered up to 1 TB of storage and a 12-megapixel camera.

Jimminy has the new Banana potato 13

by Real_smart_guy_😏 August 30, 2022

Potato

A person that is light skinned (May be Asian) like Naomi, but its pronounced POE-TAY-TOE. If you dont say it like this you will have the case of Avocado Syndrome.

Me-Your such a potato.

Her-Thanks! I try to be.

by NaeNaeFaubert March 28, 2019

Potato

The best thing to have ever been made. It’s a food from the heavens.

Person 1: You made me a potato for lunch!!!!!!!
Person 2: We eat this ever meal every day I’m sick of it.
Person 1: What did you just say...
Person 2: I said I’M SICK OF POTATOES!
Person 1: You have 5 seconds to run before I kill you.

by ΔPotato GodΔ June 21, 2019

potato

a root vegetable native to the Americas, a starchy tuber of the plant Solanum tuberosum, and the plant itself is a perennial in the nightshade family, Solanaceae.

Bob: mmm tasty boiled potato

by CatInATank October 30, 2021

potato

a potato is a majestic, starchy, tasty, beautiful vegetable....yes google says its a vegetable, should be fruit because its so tasty but oh well.

I eat potatoes raw, because they are so tasty

by I dont know- January 4, 2022